THIS HAS TO STOP

Hey guys the deed is finally done. This is both one of my favorite and most hated picture. I have spent way to long making this damn picture, which is one of the reasons to why I hate this. Seriously when it comes to shit-posting there is a certain limit on how long it should take before you just want to stop. However it is one of my favorite pictures because it is sadly one of my best pictures that I have made, in terms of digital art, only second to a Dragon Ball piece that I did as a commission for a friend, hell it might be better than that picture.

But anyways lets talk about something other than this picture, my life (cause it is my blog). It has been going well. In terms of my college, also pretty good, there have been some hiccups every now and than, but other than that, it has been well. Though I am tired.

But since this picture is a joke picture making fun of OCs (more specifcally sonic OCs), Despicable Me, Shrek and Shrek X Shadow shippings (honostly do not know why it exist) let us get in to his likes, dislikes and backstory.

Likes:

Gru

Minions

Sonic

Shadow (more than Sonic)

Edge

Guns

Knives

Shadow the hedgehog (the game)

Muffins

Weapons

Dislikes:

Tails

Tacos

Going slow

James from work

His parents

His maneger

Santa Clause

Bananas

So now that you know his likes and dislikes lets get into his backstory:

Edwin the Edgehog aka: Xxx_Edgelord_xxX is somebody who has been a fanatic of the Sonic the Hedgehog for years. However he always wanted some more edge in the series. And than the game: Shadow the Hedgehog came out. When he first played the game he had a mental explosion of both edge and joy.For years he loved the game fending of those who bombastically said that it was horrible. When his parents learned about his love for the almighty Shadow, they tried to consult him, only for it to all crumble and fail, This continued until he turned 18. When he was considered to be a legal adult he could not hold all of his emotions in and he snapped saying, "frick you mom and dad, Shadow will always number one" storming of to his to his bedroom never to be seen from again. Little did anybody else know he was also a closeted lover of Shrek, and there are many recordings of his activities involving Shrek. This is one of them:

October 27, 2017

I was only 18 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies along with all my Shadow the Hedgehog merchandise. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life" only to than proceed it with "and with the almighty Shadow, my my lord Shrek in tandem may I be blessed". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek and Shadow. I called him a c&*t. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". I put on my Shadow skin tight fur suit and he grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my a##-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butt hole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love, I feel a flurry of emotions. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. However this was and is not the last time that I have had my encounters with Shrek. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

For a long period of time Edwin and Shrek would go all around the world together, however there was a dark secret. Shrek was abusive to Edwin, this continued until Edwin said, "enough". He than left him, taking what ever he could away from Shrek, if there was anything left. For months Edwin was alone. Until one faithful day, when he met a bald, confident, smart man, named Gru. At first it was just a friendship, with Gru helping Edwin move on with his life but than it got more personal, they didn't profess there feelings until one day a minion said, "NIBBA you guys got to start stealing the moon, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN". With both Gru and Edwin stunned that a minion, who were dumber than a bunch of squirrels (Sponge-bob reference), could talk, they initiated there relationship. For the most part the relationship had been going well, but the empty parts of Edwin, that was taken from Shrek, manifested into a behavior that simulated into what Shrek's behavior was like in the previous relationships. Now with Gru ending up on the short side of the stick, he is stuck with a question: SHOULD GRU STAY WITH EDWIN or SHOULD HE LEAVE, AND TREAT HIMSELF WITH SELF-RESPECT LIKE THE PROUD BLACK AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMAN HE IS? HEAR ME ROAR!!!

P.S: I spent to much damn time on this fricking frick of a project, and also I am super tired, because I have not had proper sleep in two days and in a state were I will make bad decisions, and it may seem odd to you guys X(pls end it)D.